The young man in the pink bunny costume was being pulled through the grounds of the amusement park by an overly-excited six year old. “Hyung~ Pali!!!”

Yoochun chuckled and sped up his walk. Behind him, one of his boyfriends and his boyfriend’s best friend were arguing over their pick of costume.

“I can’t believe you copied me Yunho!”

“I didn’t. ( Read more... )

“Oh come on Khun, besties forever!” Jay whined. Since when was Nichkhun’s mouth shut so tight?

“I’m not giving you details of my sex life Jay.” Nichkhun had morals - even if he didn’t technically have a sex life - just yet.

“So you did have sex! And on the first date! My, my Nichkhun, you are a hussy.” He gave his friend a playful push.

“We didn ( Read more... )

Title: The Truth About Leader Jaebum Chan/Woo/Ho Trio Spin-Off
Character/Pairing:  Chansung/Junho/Wooyoung, ninja!: evil genius Nichkhun/Junsu, Jay/Taec, Jun Brothers bffery!, Khun/Jay bffery!
Genre: humor, crack
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,140
Disclaimer: I have a what?
Older parts: ( 1) ,( 2), ( 3), ( 4a), (4b), ( 5A), ( 5A Extra), ( 5B), ( ( Read more... )

 
( Jaejoong's exhibitionist tendencies flares up Junsu's jealousy and it infects Yunho. Yoochun ends up paying the price while Changmin reaps the rewards. )

 Yunho was manly; he had a well-built form of hard muscles and golden skin. He also was of a fairly impressive height  and had a piercing gaze that lent to an imposing aura. But to Changmin, Yunho was like a great big puppy; all wide-eye and sunshine smiles. Much like with Yoochun, Changmin had to be gentler with Yunho, as the man was surprisingly ( Read more... )

Junho had refused to go near Chansung ever since Kwon and Wooyoung had convinced him and Jinwoon that Chansung and Seulong were sex fiends - just like Taecyeon. The two younger cat beasts spent their days in class and hiding away from most everyone else (at Kwon and Jinwoon’s house mostly). They had tried to appeal to Jaebum-hyung and save him from ( Read more... )

 
( What happens when Yoochun's idol calls him a 'young lady'? Click for !fail damage control~ )

“Please Yunho-ah?” The desperation was clear in his voice.

“I don’t know Jae.” His hesitation was obvious.

“Please, god, please Yunnie.”

“But why me hyung? Why not Junsu and Yoochun?”

“It’s so embarrassing, promise not to laugh?”

“Alright, I promise not to laugh Jae.”

“Mama Park won’t let us take Yoochun out of the city.” He mumbles under his ( Read more... )

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The first time he enters the JYPE building Nichkhun Buck Horvejkul, evil genius extraordinaire gets abso-fucking-lutley lost. He is angry, embarrassed, and just the slightest bit dizzy from walking in circles until he hears the voice of an angel guiding him through the halls like the north star. It turns out his angel is a fellow trainee and is ( Read more... )

 
( The story of how Jaejoong and Junsu met their Yoochun and how Changmin met his Yunho or How Changmin begrudgingly gives Yoochun up to two lunatic perverts and gets a crush on Yunho. )